I’m More of a ‘Wars’ fan..Honest!

according to shipschematics.net, a site you may come across if you either

A:type the word ‘vindicator‘ into google images (I was looking for that cool 80s flick about the electro-dude..don’t ask) or

B: have no life,

there is a starfleet ship called ‘Optimus Prime’.Now I know that dorks nearly managed to ruin spaceships by getting a shuttle named ‘Enterprise” (Thank Scott Bakula it didn’t have a painting of Janeway riding a dragon on the side or some shit.you know what I mean-those pictures dorks think are cool, like, tie-dye tees with paintings of wolves/sad Native Americans/Bears-by-water-features on them) but I can’t imagine any organisation responsible for interplanetary security would name its fleet after Transformers (or if it did, it would at least pick cooler ones like Soundwave). Admit it fanboys, you’re just making it up as you go along aren’t you? the future hasn’t happened, you’re just trying to con us! Say no to temporally displaced and/or alternate timeline lies now!

by the way, I will happily engage in debate over this, just send me a postcard detailing the 2 times in TNG when the Bussard ramscoop was used for purposes other than its designed purpose of collecting free floating hydrogen molecules from the upper atmosphere of gas giants, and send it to the usual address. Please mark your envelopes:Won’t somebody please kill me now?!

adendum:does anyone else think Scott Bakula should play Dracula?I think he would be spectacular…

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