What exactly is ‘alien lube’?
As the only blog I know that has ever featured a sex toy for dogs, I feel somewhat obliged to keep you up to date with sex toy developments, and as we all know about the secret Star Trek obsession going on around here, I figure that tying the whole outer space/sextoy/conspiracy theory threads together was only a matter of time really. So here we have it: Alien Love Doll. Presumably for alien sex fiends everywhere, its the next best thing to having a multi-lekku’d slave girl of your own. It also helps if you have a thing for ears shaped like rectums. And are a filthy pervert. Enjoy!
